daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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jonasbrothers:

that awkward moment between birth and death 

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meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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theairclub:

you:

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me:

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